Wrong Thing To Say?
Note: This contributor must have had a run in with the new Viro Cops and decided to express his opinion on what he thinks about them. But this in no way reflects the attitude of this site and by all fairness would warn all boaters to reconsider their answers. Especially since this guy was writing from the county jail!
Our friend the Fisherman is speeding a little to fast down the river and he went past some other boats which were anchored. Sure enough an Environmental Cop with a radar gun was sitting on the other side of the boats and chased the speeding fisherman down and pulled him over. The Viro cop pulled up alongside the fisherman’s boat and asked him: "Hey you idiot, What's the hurry?" The anxious fisherman said, "I caught my limit this morning and I'm late for work." "So what, and what do you do?" The boaster responded, "When I’m not fishing, I'm a rectum stretcher." The Viro Cop was taken back and said, "What? A rectum stretcher?" The guy said, "Yes. I start with a finger, then work my way up to two fingers ... eventually I get a hand in, then both hands, and I slowly stretch it until it's about six feet wide." The Viro Cop then asked, "What the heck do you do with a six-foot rectum?" Well," the late running fisherman said. You make him a Viro Cop, give him a radar gun & put him in a boat.....and he does exactly what a six foot rectum is suppose to do!"
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