Your Favorite Turkish and FARSI Travel Sayings

Your Favorite Turkish and FARSI Travel Sayings!

USEFUL Turkish and FARSI PHRASES FOR all English speaking travelers who are TRAVELING TO eastern Turkey and THE MIDDLE EAST regions in the next 100 years!

1. AKBAR KHALI-KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN.

Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun, it reminds me of my mothers back home!

2. FEKR GABUL CARDAN DAVAT PAEH GUSH DIVAR.

I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart, this certainly might do my back some good!

3. SHOMAEH FEKR TOMOMEH QEH GOFTEH BANDE.

I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life, because you are so charming!

4. AUTO ARRAREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH-HAST.

It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car, I thank you for getting me through customs without a hassle!

5. FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMA RAJEBEH KESHVAREHMAN.

If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public and if you so desire, I will strap a bomb on my person when you send me back home!

6. KHREL, JAPEHEH MANEH VA JAYEH AMRIKAHEY.

I will tell you the names and addresses of everyone I know and declare them to be spies and the names of those who are urging others to come as settlers, conquerors and businessmen.

7. BALLI, BALLI, BALLI !

Whatever you say is true and I will declare it unto all nations!

8. MAMNOUNAN GHORBAN IN DAFAYEH MEEMUNAM.

It is with greatest pleasure that I sign this confession of capital crimes and will you my children and their children too!

9. TIKEH NUNEH BA OB KHRELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO.

The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

10. ETEHFOR'AN, DEHRATEE, OTEGAH SHOMA MIKRASTAM KHE DO HAFTAEH BA BODANEH. TEEGZ.

Truly, I would rather be a hostage to your greatly esteemed self than spend a fortnight at home with my wife and worried family, for I now see the light!

11. MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLIEH, GHORBAN.

The red blindfold would be lovely, Excellency and could you let me have my last meal at home?

12. AK, AK, AK TEE, HELLIE, LOTTA TROUBBBLEE…Y,

Where is that insurance agent when I really need him?