Really Bad Luck!

  Talking about “Dramatic Experiences,” hey, this one takes it all so far. It has got to be the single greatest report on or near to this subject…ever! Tell me, have you ever heard anything like this one? If so, please let us know. To begin with, just saying right up front, that this is serious stuff, turned dramatic then outrageous and concluding in tragedy but it’s still stupidly humorous!

Due to debts, girlfriend troubles and bad news about life, this poor guy left nothing to chance when he decided to commit suicide. After much contemplation he wrote an elegant letter of departure and placed it on the front seat of his car. He then stood at the top of a tall cliff and tied a noose around his neck. He tied the other end of the rope to his bumper. He then drank some really bad poison and set fire to his clothes. He was totally prepared and even tried to shoot himself at the last moment. He screamed goodbye and jumped and fired the pistol. Apparently he was rather a bad shot, for the bullet missed him and cut through the rope above him. Now free of the threat of hanging, he plunged over a hundred feet into the sea below. The sudden dunking extinguished the flames and the icy waters shocked him, and made him vomit up the poison. He was dragged out of the water by a amazed but kind fisherman and was taken to the nearest hospital, where he died ... of exposure! While all this was going on, a car thief came along, broke into his car, the wind instantly blew his final letter of goodbye away with the wind and the thief made off with his auto, dragging the rope behind! Things got worse from here; when shortly before his death, he found out he had won the lottery and his girl wanted him back and his mother told him that he wasn’t really adopted, she was only kidding!

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