The Irish Thanks Giving Turkey?

 The strange part of this Poet-Narrative-Laugh is that there are no turkeys in Ireland. The Irish hate turkey and in actuality, the only reason a turkey is even mentioned here is to somewhat lend credence to this episode. In other words, the turkey is only an excuse for the Irish to consume more of their national beverage and keep alive their economy!

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (Scotch)
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a Jurkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of thiskey
Step 13: Bake the thiskey for 400 hours
Step 14: Pour another whisk of glasskey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the wurkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of Botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Gas the saying and give de ghost!
Tappy HANKSGRIVING!!!

Now you know why the Irish can’t rule the world!

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