Fish and Chips

Certainly now, this has really gone too far! Wouldn't you know it, just as the good old common fisherman was catching up with new fangled inventions, Professor Thinkingstine had to come up with his latest and most fascinating invention. The TickTalk Publishers have been asked to announce that soon the new "Fish and Chip" (FAC) wave of fishing will arrive in your area, get ready, sign up and get with it!

If you think I am talking about Fish and Chips you get at the local eatery, you do not really understand what is happening around you. For there is a technological revolution taking place everywhere and now it has come to us fisherman! We got to decide what and how we are going to handle this new wave fishing thing, because it's really serious!

You say, "So what, big deal technology!" Well listen to this, there is a fishing club you can now join (International Chip Masters). When you join this special fishing club you are assigned a certain number of chips. Again you say, "So what," well listen to this. These are no ordinary chips, not like the ones you eat, but Micro Chips! Yep, tiny ones, computerized Micro Chips!

When you sign up, the number of chips you are assigned is determined by the level of membership you purchase. The clubs first membership starts out at a $1000 fee; this gives you a three year membership and with this comes 1000 chips!

Perhaps you are slowly getting the picture, if not I will tell you more. These chips are then placed into small finger sized salmons, your choice of Kings or Silvers! These fish are then released into any local river of your choice, and the exact location of where they were put in is kept secret, in the clubs data files. You remember that old saying, "Only your hair dresser knows," well now only you and the data banks know where your Fish and Chips are? Then from that moment on, those fish are yours alone, carrying your secret Data Tracking Chips (DTC).

Again you say, "So what," but again I say listen here! You know that salmon return to their place of origin or release, returning back within three to five years. You say, who wants to wait that long? Don't worry, you don't have to wait if you don't want. For you can either trade or exchange your rite to a certain number of chips with other Associate Fisherman who now own chips.

Oh, did I mention that you are also given a special GSD {Ground to Satellite Device}. Allowing you to now track each one of your individual chips which are safely embedded inside your salmon. You now can sit down at your computer and with a specially designed program, you can sit there and actually track on a global map, the exact position of your fish or in this case your fishes.

What this means is that you know where your fish are at all times, how large they are and what is really fantastic is that you know exactly when they are returning to your river and your designated place of release and you can track their movement within a few feet. You know when they are coming up the river, where they are hiding, what they are doing and you just wait for them or go after them. Your device actually tracks them with such accuracy that you can pull right over them in your boat and move along with them as they head home. This is called Accurate Fish Targeting {AFT}!

What is neat is that you now can nearly reach out and touch them; you got them by the tail if you want them. The only draw back on this is that so far, you cannot make them bite your hook…. Hey but don't worry, that is soon to change too!

Just wait a month or two; they nearly got this solved too! A homing device within the chip can be turned on to stimulate the fish to be attracted to a special lure, which also carries a matching device. This is a patented lure, owned only by the Club!

This new wave fishing club is now signing up members by the thousands. Chips of this nature are a dime a dozen but the GSD and the tracking program is the main cost but still not out of reach for the ordinary fisherman. The software program is another expense or a member can just pay an extra fee and call in and the club will advise him on the whereabouts of his personal school.

The club also offers a Chip Trading Service {CTS} where you can purchase a few chips for a particular river and for a particular day to match your day off of work or for your vacation. How do you like that, guaranteed fish right at your camp site, just in time for your lure!

At present, the Club is developing extensive technology to prevent Netting, or what might better be described as "Fishing Hackers". Who might try to intercept your chips readout, but this is so far, not a great worry for the clubs membership. For very few Computer users ever get away to go fishing and most Geeks hate fishing! Besides, this technology is so advanced, the ordinary computer user or hacker could not access the high tech codes if they wanted. This Anti Netting Program will be sold at www.ticktalk.net as it comes available!

Think about this for your area, Tuna, sharks, sword fish, marlins and even the nice big bottom fish. If you might be interested in joining this Club, or possibly purchasing stocks in its new development department, please contact TickTalk Publishing at info@ticktalk.net or the sponsor of this article!

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Note: One more item, this next season, the International Chip Masters are going for the big game market too. A special branch will soon open to the public which will allow hunters to "chip" their own animal of choice. You want two good deer, or how about a few large Elk or moose, just have them chipped at birth, and there yours. You just track them and when your ready, go for it, or should I say them? Just click on your GSD and follow the homing beam right to your specially chipped animal!

Also, wives you can join this Club and have a chip put into your husband, so that you too, can track and follow him wherever he might venture!

What a way to go?

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