It is a common understanding that few persons pass through this life without being forced to take a  position on a controversial question.   There is an art to Diplomacy and no greater place is this skill exercised than from the pulpit of politicians. 

Diplomacy in answering questions is a skill we can all use and  let us freely acquire this skill from those paid experts of diplomacy!

Some such questions are in the  "Have you stopped beating your wife?" category or "Would you rather smoke cigars or cigarettes?"  These entrapment type questions often require some fancy footwork to escape unscathed.  The zenith of this art was reached by a  Mississippi State Senator in 1958 when he addressed the Legislature  thus:


    "You have asked me how I feel about  whisky.  All right, here is

just how I stand on this question:  "If when you say whisky, you mean

the devil's brew, the poison scourge; the bloody monster that defiles

innocence, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little

children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man

and woman from the pinnacles of righteous, gracious living into the

bottomless pit of degradation and despair, shame and helplessness and

hopelessness, then certainly I am against it with all of my power… "

   

…"But, if when you say whisky, you mean the oil of conversation, the

philosophic wine, the stuff that is consumed when good fellows get

together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips

and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes, if you mean holiday cheer;

if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the

old gentlemen's step on a frosty morning; if you mean the drink that

enables a man to magnify his joy, and his happiness and to forget, if

only for a little while, life's great tragedies and heartbreaks and

sorrows, if you mean that drink, the sale of which pours into our

treasuries untold millions of dollars, which are used to provide

tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our

dumb, our pitiful aged and infirmed, to build highways, hospitals and

schools, then certainly I am in favor of it."

   "This is my stand.  I will not retreat from it; I will not compromise."



Contact author at:

michael@ticktalk.net

www.ticktalk.net

The Art of Diplomacy

Get The TickTalk Power Publishing Kit!


You Need It, We Got It with A to Z Instant E-Books For Publishing and Information!


Check Out The TickTalk Opportunity Center For Instant Income!


Publish It Yourself And Get Authorized!


1000 Things To Tell Your Kids Before It's Too Late!


You'll Never Run Out Of Things To Say With…Time Pieces!


The Fisherman's Ultimate Guide-Book To Big Jokes And Tall Tales!


Sign UP For TickTalk's Free Story Net-Working Service!


Host Your Site And Become A Turn Key Money Making Machine At The Same Time!


Back To Story Page


Back To Home Page

TIME PIECES

An Original 30 Year Collection of 1500 Pieces of Time.  Preserving Inspiring and Provocative Moments From Every Walk of Life!


A Powerful High-Impact work, full of Fire, Feathers and fury!   Brilliant life inspiring thoughts and plenty of sensitive humor for every occasion; and a close look at humanity at its best and at its worst! A perfect book of individual inspirations for Students of Life and for their leaders! If your looking for ideas, hooks, starters or finishers or that excellent touch in your own work or presentation, this INCREDIBLE BOOK has got it all and…MORE!


Check It Out


If you or your friends are interested in receiving Quality Stories and insights, first Place TickTalk Publishing into your FAVORITES! Then go to our Home Page and simply type in your Email address and The TickTalk Publishers will be sure to include you in their Story Net-Working mailings. As a subscriber you will receive from the TickTalk collections, a variety of Quality Stories and other unique works of Insight and Challenge!


Nothing is required other than you have an E-mail address and you might want to receive  a variety of unusual stories that might bring an insight or touching thought into your life or family. Most of our stories have never been published and are searching for a Publisher, know any?


Thank You