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The Check |
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Saturday July 13, 2002 |
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Note: I've had the opportunity of using this most creative letter to inform concerned men of their monies due, and soon to arrive! |
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Dear Sirs: CONCERNING THE FUNDS OWED TO YOU There were three men, a German, an Englishman and a Czechoslovakian. These three men were hunters and had hired several guides to take them into the wilderness to hunt the great bear of the north. Now one morning the hunters decided to walk out of camp on their own to investigate the immediate area for later day hunting. As they left camp the guide warned them not to wonder away to far for they were now in the heart of bear country and things could be rather tricky. Well, the morning passed and the three hunters had not yet returned and so the guides went looking for them. The guides soon came to a clearing where they found some torn clothes and bear tracks mixed in with the hunter's foot prints. The guides went on and soon found two great bears resting in the grass, one was a huge female and the other was a large male bear. They seemed content with full bellies. Sorry to say, but the guides immediately shot the two bears and thus proceeded to cut open the larger female bear; to see if the hunters had been eaten by her. Sure enough, the guide dug around and found the German and then the Englishman inside the female bear. So they then concluded that the "CHECK IS IN THE MALE" and so to is YOUR FUNDS! Contact Author at: |
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