The Babe And The Bikers!
Note: The names in this story will go untold, for if my parents ever found out that I revealed their names no less even tell this mishap, well, that would conclude not only my inheritance but also culminate my days upon this earth! I will just say that once, a husband and wife finally got away on what began as a summer trip north through the California desert. The heat was very intense and the drive was long, and at the next rest stop the female of the species decided to spend some time resting in their trailer while her husband drove on.
The heat was nearly unbearable, consequently the traveling wife decided to get a little more comfortable and stripped down to her underwear and laid down to rest for a few hours. Without a care in the world, the husband drove on knowing his wife was safe in the following trailer. After many miles he had to make a decision on which road to take. The map happened to be stuck in the side panel of the passengers side and so he had to pull over on the side of the road and slide over to retrieve the map. After looking it over and marking his route he pulled back onto the road and continued on. Now, this is where the twist in fate arrived. For when the husband stopped to read the map, his wife awoke from her sleep and thought she would run up to the front and ask her husband if he wanted something to drink. She looked around and saw that they were in a deserted place and so she quickly stepped out of the trailer in her underwear and began to run up towards the truck cab. Of course, right at this moment the husband was looking over his left shoulder and gradually pulled out onto the road, unknowingly leaving his wife running alongside the trailer. Slowly this male species, lost in his little world of route concentration, left his panting wife behind in the swirling dust. In utter astonishment (to say the least) this female species, proceeded jumping, screaming and waving her hands but all to no avail. The vast empty desert soon absorbed her cries for her husband to please look into his mirrors, but in silent horror she found herself dancing upon the hot sands completely alone on the long empty highway! “What could she do,” she wondered? But soon she heard a distant rumbling noise coming her way and in the bright desert sun she thought she was seeing a mirage of huge bumble bees, but it slowly materialized into a rumbling, roaring motorcycle gang. As the 60 bikers from the third level of hell came over the distant hill they too thought they were seeing things. Suspiciously they slowed to take in this very unusual sight of a nearly naked lady standing absolutely alone on this desert road in 100 degree weather. Soon the long drawn out line of bikers were jammed up into their defense line across the highway. The lead bikers were circling around, checking for some kind of a trap but soon all the bikers had stopped in absolute amusement, deciding this had to be one of their gangs jokes. As embarrassing as this was, the poor lady had no choice but to approach this hairy rumbling gang of gawking men, give her sobbing explanation and plead with them to take her to her husband which was now more than a few miles up the road. Out of some extraordinary act of kindness, and most likely to see an outcome to this mystery in the desert, the head biker put the lady on the back of his big Harley and with hoots of delight and shouts of victory away they all roared. Okay now, an hour down the long road, the husband hears this great noise coming up behind him and soon sees this ominous motorcycle gang flying like bats out of hell and are soon surrounding his trailer and truck. He’s no challenger and thinks it would be better to sort of pull to the right and let them pass buy and go their way. In a moment, he hears the roar of the big Harley pulling up to his side and there on the back of this bike, he sees what appears to be a person who looks like his wife, in fact, just like his wife, only she is wearing almost nothing! Oh wow he thinks, this is really something, but the thrill soon passes as the lady begins waving to him frantically! It takes a few moments but it soon registers that this mad woman which is holding onto this huge greasy biker is really his wife…but how in the heck? He is not sure of all this but finally manages to stop and immediately this somewhat sun burned but pretty well naked lady comes running up to him and throws her arms around him and bursts into sobs and tears…“Oh my goodness, it’s my wife,” this male species shouts out in astonishment! Sure thing, the bikers get the laugh of their trip while slapping the husband on the back and are rewarded with a great story and a few cold ones and soon get on their way! My sunburned Mama still can’t figure out if she should laugh at this dramatic experience or make peace with her husband, and this was 9 years ago!
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