Don’t Believe Everything You Hear…
Attention! This is a special piece of information for all curious minds, youthful souls and ignorant hearts. Please learn how to read. I don’t just mean the basic everyday pronouncement of words and sentences but the real process of learning how to interpret the information you are reading or hearing. This means to acquire an instinct to be able to distinguish facts or so called facts that you are confronted with. This practice or developed skill can and will save you more than head aches in your life. In fact this skill could save your life and will certainly assist in preserving your wallet!
The governments of the world, the religions of the world, the education systems of the world and every money making organization in existence uses facts and reasoning to persuade you in falling in line with their ideals or joining with their purpose or buying their product so be prepared!
1. Most world bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.
2. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread eaters and their children also become bread eaters within 10 years.
3. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of both the victim and the perpetrator having eaten bread.
4. Newborn babies can choke on bread unless they are born with teeth.
5. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.
6. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests and those that don’t, go on to be politicians.
7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after only two days. Those who didn’t beg went on to die within 30 years but still outlived their jailers.
8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter and meats. Anything eaten with white bread increases the possibility of adding substance to ones digestive tract. This is one of the leading causes of deforestation, due to the increase of the use of toilet paper!
9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being absorbed, turning you into a soggy, gooey-dou mess and polluting the lakes and rivers.
10. Judges that eat more than 10 slices of dark bread per day tend to sentence more brown and blacks to prison, but give longer stretches to whites.
11. Science has proven that bread has started more wars than sex and more bread eaters are killed in war than perverts.
12. Airline pilots that eat too much bread have the worst record of rough landings but non bread eaters are involved in more car accidents.
13. Without the sales of bread the economy would shut down in 30 days and all schools would shut down that’s why teachers preach bread eating.
14. Mothers who bake their own bread are usually anti social and oppose voting and rule their husbands.
15. Men who demand their bread to be toasted out live their third wife by 7 years.
Hey now, watch out for those FACTS!
Bread is the worlds best seller!
Invest in bread!
Fight for bread!
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