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Why Don't Kids Come With Instructions?
They Do... If You Order
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It’s amazing, KIDS are the most complex inventions ever created, and there is nothing for parents to do but turn and ask,
"WHAT THE HECK DO WE DO NOW??”
Get this, a single Space Shuttle Rocket has some ONE MILLION parts, and there is a manual for everyone of those individual parts. Each manual has been gone over and over a thousand times by government experts and million dollar engineers. Making sure that every part is detailed and all its functions are thoroughly described, nothing is left to chance. And if someone were to look up anything about any of those one million parts, they could find the answer right there in the MANUAL, in a minute!
But when it comes to a Kid, not just any Kid but your Kid, those same little functioning humans that are going to one day grow up and Design, Build and Operate those most complex space vehicles, well guess what,
THERE IS NO SINGLE MANUAL TELLING YOU HOW TO GET IT RIGHT!
If you’re a Parent, it’s IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO NEED A MANUAL! For unknowingly, each new parent soon enters into a high intensity training course and become something they never dreamed of. They become many things; a Free Clinic Doctor, a part time Engineer, an unpaid Technician, a baffled Researcher, an unpaid Financial Consultant, an un-credited Mechanic, an uncertified Inventor, a Repair person, an untrained Manager, a full time Psychologist, a student Counselor, a part time Friend but a full time Adviser, a unrecognized Teacher, an unwelcome Judge, a Lawyer, a Jailer, a Missionary to unheard of realms, and a Surgeon of hearts! And these are only a part of the roles they will play in raising their little wonderful things called KIDS, up unto what we might call responsible citizens!
There’s no stopping it, once that human cycle begins its IGNITION, better be alerted to the final count down, and get yourself ready for something as exciting as a Space Shuttle launch and a real Far Out Space Venture ! ! !
No doubt, very few things go according to schedule, except for the IGNITION, and then the COUNTDOWN unto a REAL BLAST
.......TEENAGE YEARS!
Be ready for anything, and for everything and do not just expect a little WIMPY SIZZLE RIDE, but get ready for a roaring shaking of everything you knew to be reality!
Oh yes, it is very much like an actual launch. Be ready to sit in the Command Center and press the buttons! Sweat a lot, scream, yell, pray, cry, kick, try reading the signs, give the orders, try staying calm and wonder if its going to actually work and make it through?
Ok, ok, for those who have already gone on their space trip and have survived all its exciting unknowns, you know that the journey can be very dangerous and at times totally frightening. A most deserved
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU
if you have accomplished your mission and SURVIVED!
However, for those just walking up to the launch site, facing this journey alone, for the first time, don’t be too frightened by all this comparison, it could be worse. By this I mean that your kids might have already taken over the "Command Center" of your home and have you strapped into the rocket of life, and they are getting ready to SEND YOU on a really distant journey. But the really spooky part is;
WOW! THEY HAVEN'T GOT AN OUNCE OF INSTRUCTIONS GOING FOR THEM AT ALL!
Don’t let this happen to you, if your kids are going to send you up and away, prepare them on how to at least BRING YOU HOME AGAIN!
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1000 Things To Tell Your Kids Before It’s Too Late
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Don’t just Sit by and shake from the roar and explosions and then watch your family lift off and disappear into the clouds without your Guiding Knowledge. If your going to be there, TAKE CONTROL. Use some of these MOST VALUABLE and long TESTED PRINCIPLES to..........…GET THINGS GOING RIGHT!
Remember that in Space and in Life, one degree in the beginning makes all the difference in the end!
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1000 Things To Tell Your Kids Before It’s Too Late
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